The Yahoo! Answers game. LOL.

Okay so. The Yahoo! Answers game goes as follows.

The first poster makes a stupid question (like most questions in the website) and the next poster answers it in a funny or sarcastic way, and makes another question for the following to answer.

Example:

Person 1: I heard there's a dark supercool magical potato hidden somewhere... Is it true? Can you acquire any powers from it? Where can you find it? KTHX.

Person 2: OH YES, IT'S TRUE. You get the power of explosive diarrhea attacks if you cook it wrong. You can find it together with those pots of gold hidden in rainbows.

Lately I noticed my moobs have been growing, but I've been losing weight. What could that possibly be?

Person 3: You got tranny disease. GG.

How can I get free hugs?

~ x ~

And then it keeps going. I'll start. 8D

How can I possibly find bears if I live in a city? ;__;

Your just looking in the wrong places, they live in your backyard next to your kangaroo.

I heard if I sing loud enough santa will come but what if i'm santa?

You're not santa, I found santa stuck in the chimney of my roof.

If I cross a cat and a dog will it be a cog or dat?

Of course!

If I put my dog in the microwave will it become a hotdog?

Definitely. It'll be nice and warm too.

Is it possible that there is a complete paradise?

Duh,where have you been?

If I jump off my roof and flap my arms will I fly?

Of course your gonna fly with the birds


Is it possible to make a computer give me a pizza?

YUP! Just type it "give me pizza" And pizza will fly out.
Can my dog cause my cat to have a boner?

DUH! Just make your dog eat your cat's tail.

How can I slam my computer and not break it?

slam it oh so softlyy.

why is urine yellow? ( i dont mean to gross out anyone ;__;)

Because everything you consume is yellow.

Why does PMS give you cramps?

Probably because cramps' last three letters are MPS. Rearrange that and you get PMS.

Why is my sister so annoying?

Because she wants incest.

What solves hunger that doesn't involve eating?

Death! <3. (LOLOL)

Trannies are a mix of male and female. What bathroom do they go to, the mens' or the women's? (SRSLY ;___; )

Whichever one they feel like, duh. Can you stop a guy going into the girls' restroom or a girl going into the guys' restroom if they felt like it?

What is 2+2?

YOUR MOM HAHAH...

Where do babies come from?

A machine

If a human were to have sex with a female goose, then would a human become born in an egg?

I DON'T KNOW.

Is it true that boys are immature?

i choose you!
^ that answers it.

HOW DO I FIND ANIME FOR NARUTO?!?!!?!

Try asking santa he will be at the super market.

Can I get a pop tart with 3 heads?

Yes, but you can only buy one from the master of Candyland.

Why does my cat hump the chair?

Because it has a secret relationship with the chair.

Why does my friend write on me?

Wrong Christy, it is actually rather common for male cats to hump objects, people and other pets even when they are neutered. It can be a pretty irritating habit, especially if you are trying to sleep. As far as stopping the behavior, there are a couple of things you might want to try.

• First, since you have noticed a change since starting to give him the cat treats in bed, stop doing this. Thoroughly clean all the blankets and restrict treats to his eating area.

• When he starts to hump, pick him up and give him attention. Several pet owners have told me that this will calm their male cats. It may just be that he wants extra affection and isn't sure how to request it. If you've been working more than normal, been busy or have introduced a new human or pet into the household, that could be the cause of the behavior.

• Some vets will prescribe antidepressants to stop this behavior. I don't like giving cats medications unless it is absolutely essential, but you'll have to decide how much of an irritant the humping is for you. I would probably put him out of the room before medicating if he were my cat.

Occasionally, fluctuating hormone levels can be the blame, so if you need to go to the vet, I would have him tested. Hope this helps. Good luck!
- Cat Expertise 0_0

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Pretend your a Doctor and 2 people walk in to your office and ask you the following question: "Doctor what are the chances of our baby being born with Tay-Sachs becuse my mther told me that a brother of mine had it?" How could u uilize the folloing to elp the people? Explain
Use these words in you explanation:
Probability, genetc counseling, genotype, dominant, recessive, homozygous, heterozygous, punnett square, DNA, mtation gene therapy, aminocentesis, karyotype, Autosomal, chromosome, pedigree, type of mutation, germ-cell, somatic, lethal, or chromosome RNA chronic, villi, complex characters, carrier gene.

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Your friend writes on you because they like writing on you and plus, sometimes they don`t have any paper to write on so they decide to use you as a rebound to the paper.

^ Uh. LMAO!! .__."

Why do kids like candy? I mean.. Isn't it bad for them/YOU?

Because human beings are sensation based. Candy tastes good. Children have less control over their urges for good sensations because they don't have the logic equipped that adults have to talk themselves out of eating it.


Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

The same place where Carmen Sandiego is!(And Waldo)

Why is it whenever all the good food (ie sweets) are gone, my mom turns to me?

because she just your good

is it possible for me to be a rainbow alien?

Only if you eat EXACTLY 15657654 skittles of each color in 17 minutes then jump onto the rainbow, climb up, then slide down.

Why do my burps taste like old fish?I hate fish! >:L

-pukes-

Why are there so many EARTHQUAKES?!

Because earthquakes are caused by transform fault boundaries, sliding by each other. There is a random chance that one of the plates going "oh forget this" and just quickly passes on, leaving the other one moving slowly. the plates continue moving like this, and they just pop and then, boom earthquakes.
BECUZ YO MAMA STARTED WALKING!

Why do I have ammonia?